Prologue

Can I start off by saying I'm pissed off with the shoplifting squad in Sainsbury's following me round the store! I AM NOT A SHOPLIFTER!

Thanks, I feel much better for that.

Can I also just make it known that if no one ever reads this blog then that's fine. I write for my own benefit, I find it very therapeutic to write about things, I kept a journal for over 5 years. If you want to read then read away, if you don't then f*ck off! Bovvered?